Remember this Govinda and Karisma Kapoor song? Well, spices are the other name of Indian meals, whether it is Bhel Puri or Mutton Rogan Josh. But, what happens when spices mean fire from ears and tears from the eyes. You just can’t make people understand why you can’t bite into a green chilli like a piece of chips and smile through it. Though, you really can’t escape the chilly flavour in India, there are some situations that turn you into the most despicable person that can be. Here’re some of them that you’ll surely agree to.

A visit to the market will leave your head spinning

Spinning on

Spinning on

Right or left, wherever you go, the smell of spicy food follows.

 

Always loaded with medicines

Medicines needed

Medicines needed

People name it and you take out your medicines like a ninja. Of course, who wants to stay in the loo!

 

You often find yourself tutoring people on eating healthy 

Learn this

Learn this

Eat spiceless stay healthy. That is what you say!

 

Crying your heart out when you accidentally had some 

My heart is crying

My heart is crying

Tomorrow its Loo Day!

 

Hating people who love spicy food 

Hate you all

Hate you all

Admit it, you hate them all!

 

Hoping that some tinder profile will have ‘hate spicy food’ option 

Tinder text

Tinder text

A must have criteria while going on a date.

 

Saying no all the time 

 

Its a no

Its a no

Although people hate you for this, but it is for your own good.

 

Become a detective

Where is spicy food

Where is spicy food

The most frequent question asked by you at restaurants -” This is not spicy right?!”

 

Parties without food 

Party time without food

Party time without food

Imagine everyone else having food and you are standing in a corner alone, too terrified to even try it.

 

Looking forward to international tours 

Yay vacation

Yay vacation

Mexican, Italian or Hawaiian, there are just so many cuisines without spices. Say yes to international tours now!

Author Name: Shikha Pandey

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