Twitter Stories? No Thanks Said the Tweeple

I’ve been on social media for a long time but still haven’t figured out the precise reason for the ‘Stories’ feature on Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat and so on. Twitter is also exploring this option. As a micro-blogging platform, surely it should be brevity and not stories characterise the basic functioning of Twitter? Well, the decision-makers at Twitter decided otherwise and decided to try out something called Fleets.

Fleets on Twitter

Stories stay around just for a day; they are fleeting. So Twitter launched Fleets based on user feedback to create new features. Right now, this feature is being tested out in Brazil only. 

Works just like stories

 No retweets, likes or public replies – it’s for ‘fleeting’ thoughts.

People are not pleased

People have not welcomed the Instagram-like feature which they feel will promote hit-and-run types of posts.

Someone thought of this

In fact, a lot of people thought of this. The Urban dictionary defines ‘fleeting’ as the act of “cleansing your colon by way of using Fleet enemas”.

Why!

A lot of the tweeple were like, don’t ruin Twitter please.

Noooo!

It seems that there are more people against the feature than for it.

Also no!

We didn’t ask for it, said the Tweeple, so why are you giving it to us!

Just this:

Don’t want it!

How about this, though?

Tweeple have been asking for an edit button for their tweets for ages.

The edit button

Twitter isn't ready to oblige with that, however.

Why?

Why give us this when we want something entirely different – and more functional?

New headache?

Social media managers for companies and brands have enough to do ---- without the added burden of keeping Twitter stories current.

#RIPTwitter

It is all too much to keep track of. It’s all going to get confusing.

No difference

Why do all the social media platforms try to be all things to all people?

Please, Twitter.

Retain your individuality.

More to ignore?

Some of us don’t see the point in stories and we don’t see people’s stories either. Now there are simply going to be more stories not to see.

Frivolous

Many of the more serious tweeple feel that this is a frivolous feature that ruins Twitter; they will now be moving to LinkedIn.

Consumer resistance?

There has been such a pushback against Twitter Stories or Fleets as they cutely call it, that Twitter is likely to get the message sooner rather than later.

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