O dear, for the love of SLEEP, let me sleep, said no man ever. But most people, who just love to sleep have had to face and hear a lot of moaning, groaning and accusations from the world at large. Only people who love to sleep will relate to these because no one else understands them, really.
You must be unwell
You are Sick
Every napper has heard this, at least, a dozen times. Somebody tell them, one doesn’t sleep more only when they are sick!!
Eat more; you need energy
Eat More; You are Weak
Sleeping more= weakness. Logic applied by most people *frown*
What will you ever do in your life!
What Will You Ever Do in Your Life!
‘If you are sleeping all the time, how will you achieve anything in your life! Opportunity will knock and you’re too busy sleeping to answer’. Yes, yes, we get it.
Are you ever awake?
Do You Ever Stay Awake Even!
Just because they didn’t see you, that means you are never awake. But why don’t they come over when you are, huh?
You are always sleeping, are you Ok?
You are Always Sleeping, are You Ok?
Are you showing concern for my well being or gloating about something inwardly?
Are you even human?
Are You Even a Human?
‘Humans don’t need to sleep for so many hours!’, ‘Four hours is all the body needs’, ‘Sleeping is a waste of time’, and so on…
You are so lazy
You are So Lazy
Since you love to sleep you are obviously very lazy.
Pandas are your relatives
Pandas are Your Relatives
Because they can fall asleep anytime, anywhere. But the dragon warrior is also a (Kungfu) Panda. Never forget.
Your beds are the best thing in the world
Your Beds are the Best
Best? Nooooo it’s Heaven! Nooooo, even more than that!
And alarms are the worst things man created
And Alarms the Worst
Worse than the worst. All types of alarms need to be destroyed.
