Snappy, Funny WhatsApp Statuses You May Want To Use

We all want to be seen as being a certain way: smart, witty, philosophical, well-informed, thoughtful, risqué and so on. Invariably we want our social media personas to reflect this side of us that we want others to see. As a result, we choose our the ‘About’ or the Status with care. If you're looking for something new or funny, these might help:

The harried parent

If you're a parent, particularly a parent of more than one children, this one applies to you.

Idiot!

This one may be cool and self-effacing but it may offend nana, dadi, aunt, father!

Good point!

I always wondered about those guys whose status permanently says ‘At the gym’. I wonder about the guys who claim to be asleep too.

For the wine lover

Love wine? Maybe you want to update your status with this one!

For the kebab lover…

…Or for the punster! The play on the word seek and seekh – get it?

For the feminist

If you stand up for women and their rights and have no truck with those who think that women should be all ladylike, this one is for you!

For the psychologist

Or for anyone who wants to disconcert others!

Practical and philosophical

If you want to be seen as both practical and philosophical, this is the one for you!

Note to self

Sometimes your status is for you: to remind you to think big, not be intimidated and to follow your dreams.

One for love buds

Maybe love is blind, but people are not! After all, कुछ तो लोग कहेंगे !

Makes you think…

…also makes you laugh!

Macabre!

Sometimes one tends to be a strange, mood – this is for those times!

We all pay taxes

This resonates with all of us!

A reminder for ambitious parents…

…who want their kids to study hard! Actually I use this one – because I loathed algebra and and sucked at it bigtime at school.

Keen observation!

It starts out being quite philosophical – but becomes rather rude!

Anything by the bard

ANY Shakespeare quote can be used. It makes you look learned and interested in literature! So what if no one understands it!

For the music lover

Use a couplet from your fave ghazal, use the lyrics of a song you love. Declare your feelings and musical preferences all at once!

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