They say Google wants your money, Satan wants your soul – the guy constantly in search of souls in exchange for diabolical favours. Satan is the fallen angel; the Prince of evil spirits as per the Abrahamic religions. Of course ‘Satan’ has a Twitter handle. The handle has some interesting things to say – 2.2 million followers seem to agree.
The bio claims Satan is not evil, merely misunderstood. The handle has 2.2 million followers so clearly a lot of people agree.
Satan suggests that if we are in a bad situation, maybe we need to examine our own contribution to it and take responsibility.
Satan frequently reminds anti-vaxxers (a movement that opposes vaccinations; resulting in a resurgence of dangerous illnesses) to vaccinate their kids to protect them from deadly diseases.
So there is another popular Twitter handle, this one is called ‘God’. Apparently God and Satan agree that anti-vaxers are a menace.
“Satan's favourite hiding place is the church,” said one tweet. Satan agrees; after all, there is so much violence and mayhem done in the name of religion.
Even Satan is worried about the earth. Why are we all not worried!
Apparently Heaven is selective while Hell is not – everyone is welcome in hell! Certainly sounds more egalitarian than heaven.
A reminder here from Satan, that suicide is not the answer to problems; getting help can be.
Satan may frequently be crude and rude, but ‘plant some trees’ is always good advice.
Healthy eating is all very well, but this does make a weird kind of sense. Why do unhealthy things taste so much better than healthy things!
Well God is supposed to be in charge and there is a lot of suffering on earth. So who is the good guy here?
Say no to drugs, says --- Satan!
This is Satan reminding us that we have the power to decide which way our day goes – good, bad or awesome.
Humans can learn from them. Also humans can try not to let them all go extinct.
Because music makes everything better – everything.
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