After Branson Now Jeff Bezos Travels to Space

It seems to be the season for billionaires to go traipsing into space using the great beyond as their personal playground for some gravity-free gambolling. Elon Musk has had his pet Space X project for years now. Richard Branson recently went into space – or up to the edge of space as we were reminded. And now Jeff Bezos, the seller of everything on earth to everyone on earth took a trip out of Earth into space to the edge of space. So everyone, including Amul had something to say about it.

‘Who wants a skittle?’

The richest man went into space and this became famous.

Space tourism for billionaires

Billionaires are now making sure other billionaires get to enjoy space tourism in times to come, thanks to Blue Origin, LLC aerospace manufacturer and sub-orbital spaceflight Services Company.

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Oliver Daemen, 18 also became the youngest person to go into space.

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At 82, Wally Funk became the oldest person to go into space. She was one of the 13 NASA astronauts who were passed over back in the 1960s – for being a woman.

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“You paid for it”

So people said

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All the jokes about world hunger

There were many of those.

Poor choice

It’s a tossup between going on a joyride into space and ending world hunger felt the tweeple. Bezos made a poor choice, they thought.

5 minutes?

It wasn’t actually space and it wasn’t for very long, pointed out the tweeple.

OK ten minutes

So Bezos left earth technically for ten minutes, and this happened.

In fact

It was ‘same day delivery’.

Amazone

Amul said this. Outer atmosphere rather than space, people pointed out.

Everyone was interested

The shape of the rocket inspired many memes.

It is a suggestive shape

He’s had a hard time point out some.

What with the divorce and all

That’s some seriously expensive therapy, if so.

What is that?

Seriously – what?

It went on for a while

The shape of the rocket spawned many, many memes.

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‘Overcompensating’ said many about Jeff Bezos’s flight into space.

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